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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:48
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What do you like about McDonald's?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
No way
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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